Funny Quotes 2

1. “I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.”~Rodney Dangerfield
2. “I never said most of the things I said.”~Yoggi Berra
3. “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”~Groucho Marx
4. “I spent a year in that town one Sunday.”~George Burns
5. “I was married by a judge.  I should have been married by a jury.”~Groucho Marx
6. “My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.”~Emo Philips
7. “Never fight an inanimate object.”~P.J. O’Rourke
8. “An associate producer is the only guy who will associate with the producer.”~Fred Allen