Funny Quotes By Politicians

 

• “Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.” – Sen. Mary Anne Tebedo
• “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” – Dan Quayle
• We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” – Lee Iacocca
• ”I hope you’re all Republicans.” -  Ronald Reagan
• ”There is absolutely no circumstance whatever under which I would accept that spot. Even if they tied and gagged me, I would find a way to signal by wiggling my ears.” — Ronald Reagan, on possibly being offered the vice presidency in 1968
• ”Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.”  –  Ronald Reagan
• ”People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I’m not a crook. I’ve earned everything I’ve got.” - Richard Nixon